Mudll-naise

Someone decided to make mayonnaise. 

The same someone has a hit or miss record with making mayonnaise,  and yesterday proved no exception. 

Someone had to wash the kitchen floor, shirt and trews afterwards. (Of course someone forgot the apron.)

Someone has a clean kitchen now, but the mayonnaise was only semi-successful; it separated.

Sigh.

Oh well. 

One day I will be a Domestic Goddess. But NOT today!